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Guess What Gwyneth Paltrow Has in Her Bedroom

admin — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 10:01:25 +0000

Sorry, it’s not a sex swing. Unless, of course, she simply failed to promote that particular piece of furniture to Elle Decor magazine…The glossy purveyor of furniture and home decor nobody but obscenely wealthy celebrities can afford tapped the obscenely wealthy celebrity for their fall issue. Gwyneth was asked what home items she simply can’t live without, and her answers included hand-painted wallpaper, the sacred books of assorted world faiths (all placed at the same level for maximum metaphorical punch, natch), and a bathtub in the bedroom. You heard us. A bathtub in the bedroom. Sounds overweening (thinking about the plumber’s bill alone makes us nauseous), but Gwinnie insists it’s perfect for bathing the kids. Funny- we can think of a few uses for a bathtub in the bedroom, but NONE of them involved kids….

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Kardashian Sisters Prove They are Literate by Writing a Novel

admin — Tue, 16 Aug 2011 18:50:11 +0000

First, a disclaimer: If any portion of this book, including the dedication, was actually typed out by any one of the Kardashian sisters and not described to a ghost writer while getting a pedicure, then I am the Queen of England. Anyway, ghost written or not, the names Kourtney: Khloe: Kim- KARDASHIAN are splayed across the garish leopard print cover of “Dollhouse,” the sisters’ literary debut. Naturally, the book is about the glamorous comings and goings of a “family in the spotlight.” Despite the parallels to their real life (whatever that means for the Kardashians), Kim says it is partly made-up and “you’ll have to decide for yourself which story lines are true to life, and which ones we dreamed up.” We suggest you pair it with Snooki’s novel, A Shore Thing, the combination of which will render you functionally illiterate. That’s ok- reading is for ugly people, anyway.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Gets a Kiss, but Not a Rose, from Bachelorette Contestant

admin — Mon, 15 Aug 2011 18:49:39 +0000

Ben Flajnik may have come in second place on this season of The Bachelorette, but we bet he’s not too torn up about it. The reason? Jennifer Love Hewitt. JLH is a confirmed fan of the show, and the day after the finale she tweeted that Ben had accepted “my final rose.” A few short days later, the reality show runner-up and the busty Party of Five actress were seen canoodling in a San Francisco pub. Who needs first place, anyway- those big, beautiful blossoms JLH has on her chest make for an excellent consolation prize.

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Is Jessica Biel Totally Recalling Why Justin Timberlake’s History?

admin — Fri, 12 Aug 2011 10:26:06 +0000

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake have had an on-again, off-again relationship for years, and Timberlake recently hit the “off-again” switch when he declared himself “single” at a Friends with Benefits press event. But Jessica is not one to sit at home and cry into a pint of Ben & Jerry’s, no sir- she’s got a multimillion dollar sci-fi reboot to shoot, one that also happens to star a Mr. Colin Farrell. Reports are coming from the set that while Ferrell and Biel haven’t hooked up (at least as far as the little birdies in the crew know), they do have “hot chemistry” and hang out off set, where they are often seen grinning like idiots in each other’s presence. Could Jessica be on her way to permanently giving the former N*Sync-er his permanent N*walking papers so she can take a walk on the Irish side? Only time- and the little birdies in the crew- will tell.

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73-Year-Old Jane Fonda Opens Up about Aging, Acting, and her Astonishing Buttocks

admin — Thu, 11 Aug 2011 14:19:39 +0000

Jane Fonda, the swinging ’60s sex symbol who has appeared nude in 8 movies from 1964′s Joy House to 1989′s Old Gringo, opens up about her struggles with body image in the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar magazine. Fonda tells Harper’s that after a decades-long battle with bulimia (“I wasn’t very happy from, I would say, puberty to 50″, she says), she’s finally content with her body- particularly the rear view: “I’m careful that what I wear will show off my best parts, which are my waist and my butt.” Fonda appears in the magazine in a skin-tight, sheer Stella McCartney gown, showing off the body she’s worked so hard to accept. Jane, if we look anything like you at age 73- hell, if we looked like you now- we’d be nothing but proud.

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Scarlett Johansson Wants Ryan Reynolds Back

admin — Mon, 08 Aug 2011 10:56:04 +0000

Look, Ryan Reynolds. You did good when you put a ring on Scarlett Johansson. Everybody knows that that woman is sex on two legs. But you messed up, buddy. You messed up when you divorced her, but we are here to help you. We imagine you don’t read the gossip blogs much, so we’ll fill you in: according to Us Weekly, the former Mrs. Reynolds is now thinking about getting back together with her ex-hubby. A informant told the gossip rag that Scarlett has been calling Reynolds unendingly, asking how he’s been, wanting to meet up: “She’s doing everything possible to get him to take her back. Even saying she?s ready to have a baby.” Seriously, do you have any idea how good looking your babies would be? Just pick up the telephone, Ryan. You know you want to.

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Linda Evangelista Sues Salma Hayek’s Husband for $46,000 a Month

admin — Sat, 06 Aug 2011 09:46:17 +0000

Supermodel Linda Evangelista made major waves in a Manhattan courtroom today by asking her alleged baby daddy, French businessman Francois-Henri Pinault, for $46,000 a month in child support. Linda explained that she needed the seemingly hideous sum to pay for her 4-year-old son Augustin’s nannies and armed chauffeurs while she hops the globe for photo shoots. Support Magistrate Matthew Troy told the model that her request “would probably be the largest support order in the history of the Family Court,” but didn’t reject it outright.

Of course, Pinault is just about the only man alive who can afford it- he’s the CEO of PPR Pinault, the $28 billion corp which owns Gucci and Yves St. Laurent, among other high-fashion brands. No word on how Mrs. Pinault, aka Salma Hayek, took the news- though it’s safe to say, if she sees Linda on the street, somebody’s getting hit with a Gucci bag.

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Kelly Osbourne Gives Christina Aguilera a Verbal Spanking

admin — Fri, 05 Aug 2011 22:11:43 +0000

Kelly Osbourne is the daughter of one of the most feared women in rock, Ozzy Osbourne’s manager/wife Sharon Osbourne, and it looks like she inherited her mother’s sharp tongue. Kelly blundered out out what must have been years of unreleased hatred for Christina Aguilera this weekend at a taping of E’s Fashion Police- when host Joan Rivers remarked that Aguilera was “stuffed into” a dress she wore on the red carpet, Kelly threw this profanity-filled verbal firebomb:

“Maybe she is just becoming the fat b–h she was born to be. I don’t know. She was a c–t to me. She called me fat for so many f–ing years, so you know what? F–k you, you’re fat too.”

Considering it’s been over a year since Kelly debuted her dramatically slimmed-down new body, she must have been holding that in for a very long time. Moral of the story? Don’t f*ck with an Osbourne- like elephants, they never forget. Not that we’re comparing you to an elephant, Kelly. Please don’t hurt us!

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Lindsay Spends One Night in Paris’s Beach House

admin — Fri, 05 Aug 2011 17:46:13 +0000

After years spent apart building (or destroying, as the case may be) their careers, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan are BFFS 4 LIFE once more. Lindsay continued her latest probation celebration tour by spending the weekend partying in Malibu at former frienemy Paris’ beach house. Though she was told by judge Stephanie Sautner to “get your life in order” a mere 10 days ago, Lindsay partied at Paris’ pad until 4am, when she was seen leaving the beach house with her hoodie pulled over her face. Lindsay then got into a chauffeured car and was driven away. See Lindsay’s matured- she has a driver now!

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Paz de la Huerta’s Got a Leg Up in Court

admin — Thu, 04 Aug 2011 14:07:11 +0000

Paz de la Huerta is celebrated for being on Boardwalk Empire, but she’s arguably even more celebrated for being a hot mess. Clothes just can’t stay on the girl, and booze just can’t stay out of her. Paz appeared in court this week to face the fruits of her booze-soaked fury- assault charges stemming from a recent incident where she threw a glass at reality show “star” Samantha Swerta. While the court appearance did require her to wear clothes, Paz decided to bring her trademark au naturel panache to the proceedings by stopping in the middle of her security screening to slather her legs with lotion. Alllllllll the way up her legs. Qouth a stunned onlooker: “She did both legs all the way up to the thighs. It was lovely. Very nice lotioning!”

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