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Thursday, June 23rd, 2011
The ashes of Adrienne Palicki’s failed Wonder Woman pilot have barely cooled, but since fantasy casting is the internet’s second favorite sport (after captioning pictures of cats), rumour is already flying that Mad Men Star Christina Hendricks and her Wonder Melons will be the next to don the red-white-and-blue bustier.
Whence the source of this chatter? Well, Danish film director Nicholas Winding Refn has said that he is interested in directing a film version, and about the pneumatic Ms. Hendricks he has said: “If I ever get to do it, she’s going to be it.” Similarly, in interviews Christina has said she would be delighted to take on the role.
So basically it’s nothing. But you don’t need a magic lasso of truth to know what Mr. Skin thinks about the idea of Christina in that skin-tight Wonder Suit!
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Jessica Biel: Two Tickets to the Gun Show, Please
Thursday, June 23rd, 2011
The last time we saw Jessica Biel on screen, the erotic star was hangin’ tough with the testosterone-fueled dudes of The A-Team (2010). Now Jessica is shooting the remake of Total Recall in Canada, and pictures from the set show Jessica buffer than she’s been in years. Signing pictures for fans during a break in shooting, Jessica shown bulked-up, muscular arms that look fit to tear a telephone book in half. Or a pair of pants. Just sayin’.
Speaking of testosterone, get yours streamlined with luscious au naturel pics of Jessica Biel, skincluding her bare-breasted turn as a stripper in Powder Blue (2009), on MrSkin.com!
Megan Fox Never Shuts Her Foxhole
Tuesday, June 21st, 2011
…by which we mean mouth. Sorry, chap. Apparently Megan Fox’s departure from the Transformers franchise had less to do with her acting abilities (contestable as they may be) and more with her inclination for shooting her mouth off, on and off the set. Turns out the order to axe Fox came straight from Hollywood God himself, aka Steven Spielberg. Spielberg, whose relatives died in the Holocaust and has donated millions to the US Holocaust Memorial Museum, apparently doesn’t suffer Hitler jokes lightly. After Fox compared Transformers director Michael Bay to “Hitler” in a press conference, Bay says word immediately came down from Spielberg’s office: “You know the Hitler thing…fire her right now.” Man, what a Naz…er, nice guy.
Witness Megan Fox’s spicy screen show, including a glimpse of vagina in her Megan Fox FHM Photo Shoot, on MrSkin.com! Hitler jokes not included.
Is Nicki Minaj’s Full Backside a Phony?
Tuesday, June 21st, 2011
People have been talking about “Harajuku barbie” Nicki Minaj’s big Bum for years now, and most of the time all they have to say is “wow!” But Coco, wife of actor and former rapper Ice-T, and owner of an amazing posterior herself, is less than impressed with Ms. Minaj’s seat meat. In a new interview with Perez Hilton, Coco claims that Nicki told her herself that dat ass is more stuffed than a Totino’s pizza roll. Then, under further asking, Coco backtracked and said:
“You know what I say about a lot of stylists that work with me? They work with me, they touch my body, they?re doing stuff all day long. So they?re doing that same thing to Nicki Minaj and they?re saying a little bit different.?
Much like X-Files buffs, Mr. Skin wants to believe. You can stop this now, Nikki- just submit to a touch test, and we can put this all behind us. Heh. behind.
Determine for yourself in The Case of the Stuffed Seat meat with Nicki Minaj’s spicy pics and clips on MrSkin.com
Katie Holmes and Megan Fox are Honored for… Being Themselves, Pretty Much
Tuesday, June 21st, 2011
Ok, ok, so they’re better known for sucking all the air out of scenes than stealing them. That hasn’t stopped Megan Fox and Katie Holmes, who both picked up questionable awards for their questionable oeuvres this week. Megan was honored by the Maui Film Festival for being “a film artist with heartfelt respect for the environment and a willingness to support the causes she believes in,” ie not for acting. Back in Tinseltown, Katie Holmes received the “Face of the Future” award from the Women in Film Foundation, despite first breaking into the business over 15 years ago with her role on Dawson’s Creek. (Though the award was a marked transformation over last year’s winner, Bette Davis.)
Megan Fox and Katie Holmes might not be Oscar contenders, but they just might get an Anatomy Award- you can see both of them naked at MrSkin.com!
Natalie Portman Pushes a Baby Out of Her Porthole
Wednesday, June 15th, 2011
What’s more painful than dancing on pointe and less erotic than a fully clothed lesbian dream sequence? That’s right, Natalie Portman giving birth. After a highly publicized pregnancy that seemed to go on for decades, the Black Swan actress has given birth to the love child fathered by her French choreographer-turned-fiancee, Benjamin Millepied. The couple welcomed a baby boy on Tuesday- no other details, including the young Portman-Millepied’s name, have been released. Congrats, you crazy kids!
To witness pre-pregnancy Natalie stripping her porthole in Hotel Chevalier (2007) and more, check her out on MrSkin.com!
Jennifer Aniston: From “The Good Girl” to the Other Woman
Wednesday, June 15th, 2011
Oh, how the tables have turned for Jennifer Aniston. Once the most famous scorned woman in the world when then-husband Brad Pitt left her for the scary-sexy charms of Angelina Jolie, Jennifer’s resume now reads “actress/spokesmodel/homewrecker.” Ostensibly Jennifer’s sexy relationship with actor Justin Theroux has caused the end of his 14-year relationship with live-in girlfriend Heidi Bivens, who moved out of the home she had shared with Theroux last weekend. A source told Page Six that Justin had at first told his lady love that he and Jennifer were “just friends”, but now that their sexual relationship is common knowledge in Movie Industry, he’s officially ending it.
Is Jennifer’s ass worth the forfeit? Judge for yourself with every Jennifer Aniston nude scene on MrSkin.com!
Gene Simmons Can KISS Shannon Tweed Adios
Wednesday, June 15th, 2011
She may be a former Playboy centerfold whose partner is one of the most famous philanderers in rock, but seemingly Shannon Tweed does have a breaking point, and Gene Simmons has crossed it. The couple appeared on the Today show this morning to promote their reality show Gene Simmons Family Jewels, and the chemistry between the two was unquestionably frosty. When pictures of Gene with unknown female fans were shown, and he said he “didn’t know them, except from the pictures,” Shannon sarcastically replied “Please. What he means is he didn’t know their names.” Yikes! Though neither of the two told their current relationship status, Tweed said on-air that the relationship “has pretty much unraveled already” and that the new season of Family Jewels documents the fallout.
To see (probably) newly single Shannon Tweed’s Family Jewels, like her bush-baring scene in Scandalous Behavior (2000), check her out on MrSkin.com!
Jennifer Lopez: She Might Practice Santeria
Monday, June 13th, 2011
The long, messy case of Jennifer Lopez vs. Her Ex-Husband’s Girlfriend to whom He Sold a Sex Tape for $1 has just taken an exciting turn: as part of his campaign to ruin the star’s reputation that’s decidedly not fueled by enmity, he’s now claiming that J-Lo has a secret double life as a sorcery Santeria queen. He says that in the late ’90s his godmother became Jennifer’s Santiera religious guide, bathing the singer in chicken blood and performing purifying rituals to help her with her career. He also says he was “never in favor” of the animal killings, but he did it to help Jennifer’s career. Suuuuuuure, and you’re selling her sex tape to donate the profits to charity.
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Jennifer Love Hewitt: Worst Star Since 1985?
Monday, June 13th, 2011
According to a new round of number-crunching from rottentomatoes.com, the worst star since 1985 is…drumroll please….Jennfier Love Hewitt. Jennifer received this, er, honor for never having starred in a film that was certified “fresh” (over 60% positive reviews) on the popular website, which aggregates movie reviews from critics to get an average score for the film from 0 (all negative reviews) to 100 (all positive reviews). Jennifer’s average score on Rotten Tomatoes is 18.9, thanks to turkeys like “Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit” (7 percent), “I Know What You Did Last Summer” (35 percent), “I Still Know What You Did Last Summer” (7 percent), and both “Garfield” movies (15 percent and 11 percent, respectively).
Mr. Skin might not be a movie evaluators, but he knows what he likes, and he LOVES Jennifer Love Hewitt’s plentiful front boobage. Look Into her impressive boobs, including a nip slip in The Tuxedo (2002), on MrSkin.com!
Jennifer Connelly is Now Somebody’s Mom-elly
Monday, June 13th, 2011
Proof that celebrity is not in and of itself a debilitative brain disease, tabloid-shunning celebrity Jennifer Connelly, who rarely turns up on actress news sites (unless she’s out dispersive the good word for Amnesty International), has just announced the birth of her third child. Agnes Lark, Jennifer’s daughter by husband of 8 years Paul Bettany, was born at home via a scheduled water birth on May 31. And we’re betting Jennifer didn’t take any pictures with her cell phone.
Fortunately Jennifer Connelly’s not so timid about baring skin on screen- check out her 7 career au naturel roles, opening with The Hot Spot (1990), on MrSkin.com!
J-Lo Sex Tape to remain Under Wraps… for Now
Wednesday, June 8th, 2011
Score one for J-Lo: Jennifer Lopez has successfully sued for a restraining order against her ex-husband Ojani Noa and his current girlfriend Claudia Vasquez. The restraining order is meant to cut off the release of a steamy sex tape made by Noa and Lopez in 1997, which the former Mr. J-Lo and his current girlfriend have attempted to sell. The judge hearing the case said that even though Vasquez technically now owns the tape, Lopez would have to sign off before it could be released or sold. Though Mr. Skin would love to see Jenny from the Block get some cock on screen, we have a feeling her pen’s run dry.
Get a free view of J-Lo’s sex tape with her naked attendance in Money Train (1995) and U Turn (1997) on MrSkin.com!
CamRod: Love Birds or Free Birds?
Tuesday, June 7th, 2011
These are confusing times we live in. The Rapture has come and gone, you can’t say “Facebook” on TV in France any more, and now even our celebrity gossip columnists are failing us. After the story was widely reported that Cameron Diaz and her baseball player boyfriend Alex Rodriguez (Though you probably know him by his celebrity name, A-Rod) had ended their on again, off again love affair, the two were seen leaving the MTV Movie Awards after party together on Saturday. A source told People “they left early holding hands. She was all smiles with him.” Could this unusually physically fir couple be back together again? Only time, and the size of Cameron’s biceps, will tell.
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ScarPenn Call it Quits
Tuesday, June 7th, 2011
Confirming speculations that began when Scarlett failed to show up for the Cannes premiere of Sean’s new movie Tree of Life, People magazine confirmed today that the official odd couple of Hollywood’s A-list, Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn, are no longer an item. After a three month whirlwind (public) romance, including a high-profile date at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, seemingly the wild difference in the couple’s ages (and hotness levels) just couldn’t be uninterrupted. We couldn’t be more happy, first because ScarPenn sounds like some sort of process you’d get at the podiatrists’ office, and second because this means luscious, spicy Scarlett is back on the market!
See newly single Scarlett’s skintillating nip slip in A Good Woman (2005) on MrSkin.com!
Ellen Barkin’s May-December Romance
Friday, June 3rd, 2011
Barry Levinson may have given Ellen Barkin her big break in the nostalgia-fest Diner (1981) thirty years ago, but the star and the director have a very different relationship these days- she’s dating his son! Though neither 57-year-old Barkin or 26-year-old Sam Levinson have , in public, acknowledged their relationship, but the New York Post’s notorious Page Six column has several references who will substantiate the story, calling the news that the two have lived together for two years “the worst-kept secret in New York.” The two met when Ellen agreed to appear in Sam’s film, “Another Happy Day,” which screened at this year’s Sundance Film Festival.
You’ll be Barkin’ up Ellen’s tree too when you witness her unclothed on MrSkin.com!
Halle Berry Makes the Move to the television receiver
Friday, June 3rd, 2011
After a slow few years (Since 2007, she’s only starred in one film, 2010′s Frankie & Alice), uber-hottie Halle Berry may be bringing her berries to the television receiver. She’s currently attached to a pilot called “Higher Learning” that’s being shopped around to premium cable networks HBO and Showtime. No word yet on what Berry’s role will be, beyond that she’ll be playing a college faculty member, but since the show is slated to air on premium cable we’re hoping it’ll provide some awe-inspiring chances for HBO- that’s Halle Berry Ogling.
See Halle’s tits in Swordfish(2001), Monster’s Ball (2001) and MORE when you check her out on MrSkin.com!
Adrianne Curry and Chris Knight Broke Up!
Wednesday, June 1st, 2011
Looks like Chris Knight (aka Peter Brady) is going to have to find another fair lady to co-star in “My Fair Brady 2: Bigger and Bradier”, because he and his wife of five years Adrianne Curry (aka the original America’s Next Top Model) are splitting up. When the news of the split broke on their fifth anniversary (that must have been an embarrassing surprise party), a rep for the couple released this statement: “After starting a relationship with what seemed to be irreconcilable differences, the couple has reached a period where those differences are no longer appreciated.”
But they have so much in common! She’s managed to stretch her 15 minutes of fame into 8 years, and he’s been pimping his for 37 (“The Brady Bunch” was canceled in 1974)! In Reality, come to think of it, it’s probably better that they split up before they could procreate.
See recent divorcee Adrianne Curry in the nude at MrSkin.com!
Chyna’s Back in the Porn Game
Tuesday, May 31st, 2011
Despite the repugnance with which most males (gay and straight) greeted her sex tape One Night in Chyna when it was released in 2004, musclebound female and former WWE wrestler Chyna (aka Joanie Laurer) will bring her unique brand of ‘roid rage back to pornography with the new XXX release Backdoor to Chyna. Rather than by popular demand, the cooperation between Chyna and top male porn stars Evan and Lee Stone came about due to Chyna’s insistence- she approached Vivid president Steve Hirsch about getting back into the skin game. It may be an understatement to say that Chyna is a “niche market”, as anyone who saw her double-barreled genitals (aka tiny penis) in One Night in Chyna can attest (since they’ll never be able to scape the image from their retinas), she does have her fans. And they’re going to get a body slam from this porno tape, ’cause it’s a doozy!
See more pics of steroid-using sex symbol Chyna at MrSkin.com!
Cindy Crawford Loves Her Mom’s Dumbbells
Tuesday, May 31st, 2011
Cindy Crawford and her mother are close…really, really close. Cindy says she doesn’t fear the aging process because her mom looks so good for her age. In fact, she’s always cooking up excuses to see her mom in the nude: “I always find excuses to see her naked. And her boobs still look good,” Cindy said recently about her mom dearest. Not that we don’t trust you, Cindy, but Mr. Skin’s gonna need some photographic proof. Perhaps a mother/daughter nude scene?
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The Bride Wore Spanx: Kim Kardashian Is Engaged
Thursday, May 26th, 2011
After almost a week of keeping the news under wraps, Kim Kardashian broke the news to People magazine today: she and her basketball player boyfriend Kris Humphries are engaged. Kim told People that Kris proposed on bended knee with “WILL YOU MARRY ME?” written in rose petals beside him. Humphries then bestowed his lady love with a preposterously huge, 20.5 carat diamond ring reportedly worth $2 million to seal the deal (for reference point, that’s almost half the size of the renowned Hope Diamond, which weighs in at 45.52 carats). Seeing that Kris is 6’9″ and Kim’s famous for the cinch of her gluteus maximus, seemingly only the largest of rings would do!
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Music Career is Concluded… Before It Even Began
Thursday, May 26th, 2011
Ever since her tuneful turn as an intoxicating country singer in 2010′s Country Strong, talk has been buzzing around Gwyneth Paltrow adding yet another hypenate to her already multi-layered resume: pop star. Strengthened by a gig singing at this year’s Oscars and a regular guest hollywood actress spot on the Fox series Glee, it seemed as though Gwyneth’s metamorphosis into a songbird was nearly ended. But now reports are emerging that Atlantic Records, the company requesting Gwyneth for a record contract, has “cooled significantly” in interest and the record is probably not going to happen. Oh well, she’s always got that beautiful face to fall back on- oh, and the Oscar-winning acting career. And the cookbooks. And the lifestyle website. Something tells me she’ll be okay.
You’ll be revealing a happy tune when you see Gwyneth Paltrow in the nude on MrSkin.com!
Marion Cotillard Gives Birth to a Son
Monday, May 23rd, 2011
Happy news for French celebrity Marion Cotillard and her actor-director beau Guillaume Canet- the two welcomed a son, Marcel, Thursday night in Paris. The couple, who met filming the 2003 movie Love Me if You Dare, haven’t revealed any plans to get married, despite the diamond ring Marion’s been spotted wearing on her left hand. Marion can be seen currently in the new Woody Allen film Midnight in Paris, and will be appearing in the smash hit film The Dark Knight Rises next summer. Next stop- seductive pictures of Marion’s post-baby bosoms! As far as Mr. Skin is interested, that’s the breast part of celebrity motherhood.
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Brangelina to partygoers: Be Quiet, You Punks!
Monday, May 23rd, 2011
It was a battle of the Cannes award winners at the super-fancy Eden Roc hotel in the south of France this weekend as Kirsten Dunst (winner of the Best Actress award for Melancholia) threw a wild party that disturbed Brad Pitt (star of the Palm d’Or winter The Tree of Life) and his partner Angelina Jolie.
Dunst and a group of A-list pals including Jon Hamm and Vanessa Hudgens were reportedly partying hard in the hotel bar, moving their feet and jumping on tables as the hotel staff patiently looked on. But when Pitt and Jolie complained that the noise from the party could be heard from their private villa, the hotel staff finally asked the partiers to keep it down.
This story may make Brangelina sound like a couple of old people (what happened to the blood-drinking, brother-kissing Angelina Jolie of the ’90s?)- until you take in how much beauty sleep it takes to look like the world-famous Jolie-Pitts. The answer? About 20 hours a day. Honestly, they are like cats.
The only way to solve such a battle? A nude-off, of course! You can compare the nude oeuvres of Kirsten Dunst and Angelina Jolie RIGHT NOW at MrSkin.com!
Jennifer Aniston, Men’s Best Friend
Friday, May 20th, 2011
Tabloids have been bemoaning how terrible and alone Jennifer Aniston’s life must be for years, but you shouldn’t feel too bad for her. Today, she’s set to have the “Decade of Hotness” award on cable channel Spike TV’s Guy’s Choice Awards for the estimable lengths of her lustability. Spike TV’s executive vice-president, Casey Patterson, says the Decade of Hotness award is “Guys Choice’s ultimate term of endearment for a woman that we just can’t get enough of.” This news comes on the heels of the scintillant trailer for Horrible Bosses, which costars Aniston as a sex-crazed dentist. It takes 42 years of practice to learn to take a banana like that!
Cell Phone Snaps Have Fox Seeing Red
Friday, May 20th, 2011
If you’re the extra (or PA, or grip, or assistant) who took a picture of Megan Fox on the set of Passion Play, you better scat for the border, because Megan wants to obliterate you. And not in a leather catsuit, crushed-between-her-thighs sexy way. Megan was very overturned when an photograph of her topless on the set was got out onto the Net by a ogling onlooker who took pics with his (or her!) camera phone.
“If I knew who took this picture, I would personally cause them harm ? physical harm,” Megan told Metro UK about the degenerate photog. She then went into a profinity-filled ranting about her right to secrecy and her hatred of paparazzi, fuming “I?m not a f***ing reality TV star that?s courting the paparazzi and wants my f***ing picture taken all the time.”
Maybe Megan was upset about the calibre of the pics- in the blurry putative “topless” shots, all you can see is a pale, black haired woman (whose face can barely be identified) standing in a glass box and covering her titty with her hand. Hardly the sort of thing to warn physical wounds over- unless you were hoping to stimulate!
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Blake Lively and Leonardo DiCaprio Raise Eyebrows at Cannes
Thursday, May 19th, 2011
Is it too early to call them Bleo? After months of rumored flirting, indications (ie, paparazzi photos of the two flirting at a boat party- whaddaya want, a DNA sample?) has shown up that Leonardo DiCaprio is dating- or at least, is on very good terms with- Gossip Girl hollywood celeb and Chanel spokesperson Blake Lively. They weren’t alone on Leo’s boat at Cannes- other guests included Steven Spielberg and Lukas Haas- but Blake and Leo’s regular body contact and ear-to-ear facial gestures throughout the party spoke volumes. The news comes a mere week after Leo’s “amicable” split from Israeli model Bar Rafaeli; Blake also split up from her beau of three years, Penn Badgely, at the end of last year.
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Wild Things’ Neve Campbell is Now Single
Thursday, May 19th, 2011
Here’s some news that’ll make fans of Canadian celeb Neve Campbell Scream- she’s back on the market! Neve and her now-former husband, British performer John Light, reportedly signed an agreement on May 6 to end their marriage and split up their properties. The 411 of their correspondence haven’t been made unrestricted, but Neve asked the judge handling their case to keep back John spousal support, aka alimony. The couple called it quits four years and one day after they got hitched- making that big 4th anniversary surprise party awkward, to say the least.
See what Neve’s ex-husband is smooching cheerio with Neve Campbell naked on MrSkin.com!
NBC: “Wonder Woman” Not So Grand
Saturday, May 14th, 2011
After dozens of media coverage, some good and some bad (the costume was widely derided as something you’d buy on clearance at Halloween Discount Outlet), NBC has just put down hopeful Adrianne Palicki fans by passing on the “Wonder Woman” pilot. The series was proposed as a reboot of the DC Comics character, with Wonder Woman, aka Diana Prince (Palicki) as a modernistic woman balancing her divinely elysian mission of do-gooding with the high-stress job of a corporate administrator. Now that NBC has refused to pick up the show, it’s unlikely that “Wonder Woman” will ever see the flickering light of viewer’s TVs, though it may find new life as a Web series. Mr. Skin doesn’t need a golden lasso of truth to tell you: as long as Adrianne is in a bathing suit, he doesn’t care where she shows up!
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Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent Dated
Friday, May 13th, 2011
In other news: the sky is blue, fire is hot, and so is Kate Upton. In an interview with Piers Morgan last night, E! talk show host and comedian Chelsea Handler finally admitted that she and rapper 50 Cent had a kinship, which Chelesa took pains to emphasize was “very casual” and has now ended.
The admission comes after a cat-and-mouse game with the media that lasted throughout the fall and winter of 2010, with Chelsea pulling stunts like tweeting a picture of the two in bed while formally denying the kinship through her publiciser. For his part, 50 Cent was more outspoken about the relationship, saying in a March 2010 interview with Vibe magazine: “Chelsea is confident. I think confidence is the sexiest thing about a person.” Guessing he couldn’t help getting his 50 cents in!
You can see way more than 50 cents’ worth of funny lady Chelsea Handler, like her unclothed arrival in The Plotters, on MrSkin.com!
Hollywood abuzz for Django Unchained
Friday, May 13th, 2011
Since the script was leaked earlier this week, Hollywood has been all buzzing over Quentin Tarantino’s new project, Django Unchained. Tarantino is going back into the nonwoody historical territory of his 2009 film Inglorious Basterds for Django, the story of a enslaved person who is trained in the fine art of getting even by a cryptical German hunter.
Well known director Tarantino, who can have pretty much any actor he wants in his films, has been making some freaky casting choices for Django so far. First, he said he wanted nice guy Will Smith in the gritty title role; now, he’s saying he wants Stephanie Germanotta, better known as Lady Gaga, for a role in his film.
When you think about it, their partnership actually makes sense- Gaga is well known for her eccentric footgear, and Tarantino is well known for his love of feet (scuttlebutt has it he makes all Hollywood celebrities tryout for him barefooted). It’s a match made in foot juju heaven!
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