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Thursday, May 12th, 2011
…or at least she was for a few minutes on the set of Pirates of the Caribbean 4. In an interview with the Daily Mirror, Penelope said she and Johnny Depp are big fans of the animated show South Park- and, more specifically, the fictional character of Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo.
So Johnny made a costume of the ( seriously ) shitty theatrical role, and after losing an ( unspecified ) bet, Penelope had to wear the poo outfit on set, much to Depp’s happiness:
”He was on the floor laughing and crying and he took a thousand pictures of me which I hope never come to light,” Cruz said.
Stars – they’re just like us! When it comes to poop jokes, anyway.
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Tara Reid pops a cap into her own mouth
Tuesday, May 10th, 2011
She may have lost a toe in The Big Lebowski, but in real life Tara Reid’s got a tooth loose. Eyewitnesses told InTouch magazine that Tara was partying hard at the Oasis Beach Club in India, Alkif (wherever that is) back on April 14 when one of her (presumably false) front teeth popped right out of her mouth.
Now most people, if they were literally falling apart, would take that as their sign to depart. But not courageous lush Tara! Instead she got down on on her hands and knees, found the tooth, glued it back into her mouth, and kept on partying. What we want to know is- can she take them all out?
See art simulating life with Tara Reid as a luscious party girl in The Big Lebowski (1998), plus much more from the American Pie actress, on MrSkin.com!
Cameron Diaz, fearless dry screwing advocate
Friday, May 6th, 2011
Pretty much everything has a celebrity spokesperson there days, with Kris Jenner and Whoopi Goldberg hawking Poise incontinence aids and Kiss coffins for the crowning expression of brand trueness, but dry jazzin- the favourite pastime of small dogs and exciting teenagers everywhere- hasn’t had a Hollywood luminary stick up for its attired pleasures. Until now. Cameron Diaz is the cover girl for the new issue of Maxim magazine, where the acrobatic actress poses in sweaty acrobatic gear and seductive schoolhouse premises to support her new film, Bad Teacher. Accompanying the erotic photo spread is an interview where Cameron sticks up for the pleasance of doing it junior-high style:
”One should dry-hump as much as possible. It leads to great things. I?d prescribe at least once per day.”
Cameron also gave advice about the best place to dry-hump (anywhere) and the best attire for dry screwing (nothing that can cause chafing). Her cotton tank top-panties combo in There’s Something About Mary (1998) should be perfect!
Check out all the hot bits from Cameron Diaz, including her nip slips in Gangs of New York (2002) and Vanilla Sky (2001), on MrSkin.com!
Angelina Jolie: Once a lesbian, always a lesbian
Friday, May 6th, 2011
It’s no secret that Angelina Jolie is a lady lover. Before she settled down with Brad Pitt, being openly epicene was one of the less kinky aspects of Angelina’s sex life, and former Calvin Klein model Jenny Shimizu has always been eager to talk publically about her (ostensibly) ex lesbian boo. Rumors of Angelina’s inability to give up the snatch rise from time to time, and now In Touch magazine is the latest in a long line of yellow journalism rags to raise the hopes of horny lesbians (and horny male lesbian fans) everywhere.
In Touch alleges that Angelina still has a circle of female lovers that she secretly meets for sex. She supposedly even rents rooms for the afternoon at the fancy Roosevelt Hotel in Los Angeles so she can fulfill her insatiate craving for cooch. According to the mag, Angelina doesn’t think over her lesbian dalliances to be adulterous, though she wouldn’t sleep with any man besides Brad. Ok, but does he get to see?
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Jennifer Love Hewitt: Party Of One
Thursday, May 5th, 2011
Jennifer Love “vajazzles” Hewitt is on the market once again. Jennifer’s representative confirmed today that she and fellow Alex Beh (who, is not, despite the name, descended from goats) have been broken up for ”a little while.” Her rep also says Jennifer is taking the breakup well, presumably by pre-emptively stocking up on wedding centerpieces. (She famously told Ellen DeGeneres that she had three engagement rings already picked out for her hypothetic future husband-to-be, which she calls ”doing the guy a favor.”) She’s got big boobs, a pretty face, a showbiz career- oh, and crazily high expectations that no man can ever live up to. Any takers?
Before you train your pickup lines (“didn’t I see you on Dawson’s Creek?” should work), check out all the lascivious pics of Jennifer Love Hewitt (including her nip slip in 2002′s The Tuxedo) on MrSkin.com.
Check out Maxim Hot 100’s Top 5 Erotic Celebrities
Thursday, May 5th, 2011
Through a top-secret algorithm devised by Merkin, the great and potent Wizard of Boobs, and definitely not because of her part in a very pricy, very highly publicised movie, Maxim magazine has handed Rosie Huntington-Whitely the #1 spot on its annual list of Hot 100 hotties. But however convenient the timing, there’s no abnegating the hot pants of this Victoria’s Secret Angel turned action role, who, along with her impossibly pouty lips, will make her feature film debut in Transformers 3 this July.
Rosie unseats Katy Perry, last year’s #1 hottest hottie, who will for sure spend the day at home, crying, her bitter tears forming a thin stream that will soon grow into a rush river of sorrow flowing over her massive 32DD twin peaks.
Mila Kunis, Cameron Diaz, Katy Perry, Olivia Munn, and Rosie Huntington-Whitely in action on MrSkin.com!
Mariah Carey emancipates Twins from Her womb
Tuesday, May 3rd, 2011
After a long and much-publicized pregnancy, including more bare-breasted photo shoots than in her entire music video career concerted, pop singer Mariah Carey delivered twins this dawning at a Los Angeles infirmary. The babies’ names haven’t been released yet, but Mariah’s reps have confirmed that one is a girl, weighing 5 lbs, 3 oz, and the other is a boy, weighing 5 lbs, 6 oz. sources said that Mariah and hubby Nick Cannon renewed their wedding ceremony vows directly after the birth, which with the epidural still moving in Mariah’s system must have been happy, if a bit hazy. straight off all that’s left is the bid war over first images of the baby Carey-Cannons- and of course Mariah’s big post-baby bikini reappearance !
Check out a decade’s worth of juicy Mariah Carey videos- from 1997′s Honey to 2008′s I’ll Be Lovin’ U Long Time- on MrSkin.com!
January Jones, Single Mom
Monday, May 2nd, 2011
Baby will make two when Mad Men star January Jones gives birth to her first child later this year. She’s keeping mum on the information, but the star, who also stars in the upcoming movie X-Men: First Class, quietly said this week that she is expecting. No details on exactly how far along she is, but her representative told People that the baby was due this fall and that January “is looking forward to this new chapter in her life as a single mom.” January broke up with her last beau, Saturday Night Live’s Jason Sudekis, back in…January, but she won’t comment if he is her baby’s dad. January really is the coldest month!
Look into out a pre-pregnancy nip slip from January Jones on MrSkin.com!
Goldie’s Girl’s Engaged Again
Monday, May 2nd, 2011
This morning on the Today show, a very pregnant Kate Hudson shared the news that she and her beau, Muse frontman Matthew Bellamy, are getting married. The 32-year-old Hollywood actress, who has been married once before to Black Crowes faceman Chris Robinson, has kept the news private until now, saying she was ”waiting for someone to notice” her engagement. Kate came on Today to promote her new film Something Borrowed; cohost Matt Lauer disrupted their chat to notice the immense diamond ring that now modifies Kate’s left hand. Sorry Penny Lane fans, this gorgeous groupie’s officially off the market once again!
Lindsay Lohan Accepts Court-Mandated New Role: Janitor
Wednesday, April 27th, 2011
Looks like Lindsay Lohan, whose real-life prison drama has been dominating the tabloid scene formerly, will be co-starring with a mop and a bucket in her next role: janitor in a morgue. After being bailed out of Lynwood Correctional Facility in Los Angeles this weekend, it’s unlikely that Lindsay will be sent back to the pokey. But as part of her punishment for violating the terms of her 2007 probation contract, Judge Stephanie Sautner has sentenced her to 480 hours of community service. Lindsay will spend 360 of those hours at the Women’s Center in LA’s Skid Row (yes, it’s really called Skid Row), and the other 120 at the county coroner’s office, aka the LA morgue. A spokesman for the county coroner’s office said they have community service workers at the facility “all the time” and that they are responsible for cleaning and sweeping up. Maybe she’ll finally find out who killed her!
Lindsay Lohan’s a Jailbird Once Again
Monday, April 25th, 2011
Lindsay “stickyfingers” Lohan didn’t get off easy in her shoplifting trial after all – because immediately after reducing Lindsay’s felony theft charge to a misdemeanor, Judge Stephanie Sautner threw the book at the embattled starlet, sending her to 120 days in jail for her probation violation! Lindsay was taken straight from the courtroom to the Lynwood Correctional Facility in Los Angeles, where she was held for five hours before paying for bail, reportedly at $75,000. The bad part? That was Lindsay’s party money for the weekend.
Lindsay “Misdemeanor” Lohan
Monday, April 25th, 2011
It’s certainly been a big week for the world’s most famous redheaded shoplifter, Lindsay Lohan- we’re tired just from talking about it! Today the eyes of the celebrity rumor world turned once again on LiLo as she appeared for preliminary hearings in her long-delayed theft trial.
Cameras were not allowed, but TMZ had a reporter hidden in the courtroom, who tweeted this afternoon that Lindsay’s felony shoplifting charges have been lessened to a misdemeanor. The judge noted that Lindsay’s DUI charge was over 4 years ago, and said that the nature of the charges didn’t fit the nature of the crime or Lindsay’s criminal record.
So now, even if she’s convicted, Lindsay won’t have to go back to prison. We’re willing to bet Lindsay “Misdemeanor” Lohan will be getting her freak on in the LA clubs tonight. Just don’t lose control, Lindsay!
Lindsay Lohan’s Back in the (Gotti) Family
Friday, April 22nd, 2011
In a dramatic twist worthy of the silver screen, tabloid regular Lindsay Lohan is back on the cast of the upcoming mafia drama Gotti: Three Generations, barely a day after executive producer Marc Fiore said that negotiations were “done.” Lindsay saved herself from being whacked by personally appealing to the producers and agreeing to the terms dismissed by her manager-mother Dina.
But despite the eerie, Portrait of Dorian Grey-ish look-a-like between Lindsay and Victoria Gotti (who she was originally going to play), Lindsay has taken a littler role as Kim Gotti, the boss’s spicy daughter-in-law. According to insiders, this role is actually “juicier” than Lindsay’s original part, and may even include a steamy sex scene.
”I’m really excited to be back on set and clear up all the misinterpretations about me and show this is what I love to do,” Lindsay said when asked about her sudden change of fortune. Considering how damaged her reputation has become, with the producer of her last failed film calling her “uninsurable,” Lindsay is really going to have to step up on this one- she can’t get wasted and fuhgetaboutit!
Lindsay Lohan dropped from Victoria Gotti Role
Thursday, April 21st, 2011
Lindsay Lohan has lost yet another movie role, reportedly due to the outrageous demands of her management team (aka mother, Dina). Just a few days ago Marc Fiore, executive producer of the upcoming gangster movie “Gotti:Three Generations” , was saying about how “perfect” Lindsay was for the part of Victoria Gotti, with Lindsay even posing for red carpet photos with the real-life Victoria. But after just 2 days of dealing with Lindsay’s manager, Marc has completely changed his mind, claiming he ended negotiations because “it just didn’t work for me….I will only ride a merry-go-round with my kids.” Sounds like if Lindsay ever wants to work in Tinseltown again, she will need to send her momma on a long walk off a really short pier, Gotti-style.
Paz De la Huerta appeared before a judge for 3rd degree assault
Thursday, April 21st, 2011
Noted bare thespian and public drunkenness hobbyist Paz De la Huerta appeared before a judge in a New York City courtroom today, where the D.A. charged her with two counts of 3rd degree assault, 4th degree criminal possession of a weapon, attempted assault, and harassment. Paz’s legal troubles stem from a bloody incident at the Standard Hotel in New York city last month, where Paz got into a glass-breaking, face-punching fight with reality TV starlet Samantha Swerta. Paz was visibly upset about being prosecuted over the likes of Swerta- supposedly, on the day of her arrest she said to the cops that ”I’m a REAL actress ? HBO! She’s a publicity seeker, a FAKE actress.” Them’s fighting words!
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Eva Longoria gives us a fake nip slip!
Saturday, April 9th, 2011
In a shameless ploy for media attention (which worked- it’s all over the internet), desperate housewife Eva Longoria lived up to the booble by faking a nip slip on the Late Show with David Letterman last night. Three minutes and twenty seconds into the interview, she exclaimed “My button!” and grabbed at her cleavage as if her boobs fell out of her tailored jacket. But it was a ploy. Yes, a scam.
Mr. Skin’s nip slip experts has inspected the footage and declared definitively that Ms. Longoria’s breast did not, in fact, fall out of her shirt. Great try, Eva, but if there’s one detailed team of nipple experts you can’t fool with a desperate fumble, it’s Mr. Skin’s.
Meredith Vieira gives us a thrilling sneak peak
Friday, April 8th, 2011
Eagle-eyed fans had a very good morning yesterday when Meredith Vieira stood up a little too quickly on Today. Joking around with co-host Matt Lauer, Meredith exclaimed “I’m leaving now!” and uncrossed her legs, flashing her beige panties before standing up and scurrying out of frame.
Usually Meredith is very buttoned-up on camera- this is the first “wardrobe malfunction” we have watched from the polished, pretty 57-year-old, making the thrill of the peek that much more stimulating. Mr. Skin’s got the exclusive clip of Meredith’s upskirt- check into it out on our brand new Meredith Vieira page!
Nice-looking Christina Aguilera nude and modeling her hot melons
Sunday, March 13th, 2011If you’ve ever wanted to see Christina Aguilera nude then you should take the chance right now. This star slut is absolutely nude but for her lewd high heels and she’s on her knees looking back at the camera with a smile on her face. That particular position in the comic porn image means that [...]
Britney Spears hardcore fucking with well hung Brad Pitt
Saturday, February 26th, 2011The lovely and talented Britney Spears is being a floozy today. She’s naked and in the comic porn picture she’s on top of a hard penis as it penetrates her celebrity vagina. The stud fucking her is Brad Pitt so this celebrity sex picture is double the fun. Britney is rendered with big love bubbles, a [...]
Jessica Alba naked and riding hard knob
Wednesday, February 9th, 2011Jessica Alba is outdoors wearing orange fishnet stockings. She’s using one of her hands to spread her pussy lips wide open so you can see the awesome pink flesh inside. The other hand is balancing her because she’s on top of a guy having naughty, naughty hardcore anal sex. The Jessica Alba fake is fucking [...]
Beyonce Knowles gets fucked naked in celebrity comic
Thursday, January 13th, 2011Wouldn’t you like to see Beyonce Knowles nude and having sex? Don’t you want celeb sex starring this hot caramel beauty? She’s wearing black nylons and a little black camisole and there’s a big cock entering her magnificent celeb vagina doggy style. The Beyonce comic picture is all about making your indecent fantasies come true [...]
Emma Watson wants 2 weenies in celeb parody
Monday, December 27th, 2010There’s Emma Watson naked and on her knees with a rod in each hand. Her body looks a great deal tighter than I ever would have thought. That’s all thanks to this Emma Watson parody. They can do everything they want with her because they have total control. They put her head on any body [...]
Tara Reid naked cunt filled with hot toy
Wednesday, December 8th, 2010That’s Tara Reid naked up there. She’s against a black background in the celeb comic picture so you can’t see everything but her bodacious body. Her milk shakes are large and round and perky and her snatch is hairless and looks nice-looking. Just think of how much fun you could have if you were there with [...]
Sweet smiling Shakira nude and taking hard cock
Friday, November 12th, 2010The Shakira parody picture has the sexy blonde groping her big melons and taking a precious penis inside her hairless slit. It’s a pretty representation of what this sexy Latin hottie babe would look like if she got her vagina pounded by a manly slab of meat. In the Shakira naked shot you can take [...]
Lindsay Lohan about to suck a big chubby weenie
Saturday, October 30th, 2010The lovely Lindsay Lohan is about to give Tom Hanks a blowjob. It’s a weird pairing to be sure but you got to admit that seeing Lindsay Lohan naked with her hand wrapped around a hard knob is fun. She has a big smile on her face and these brown eyes are staring right at [...]
Come see Sarah Palin naked and taking big knob
Tuesday, October 12th, 2010In this Sarah Palin fake you can see her getting fucked really deep and hard. You can catch a glimpse of her big titty doggy style her leg and you can see these iconic glasses on her hot face. The hot political bitch is making star porn for us and she’s on top of the [...]
Scarlett Johansson has a beautiful snatch for enjoyment
Monday, September 27th, 2010We all know Scarlett Johansson as a blonde bombshell with an outstanding body. She’s a great looking cutie with big natural melons and everyone wants to see Scarlett Johansson nude. In this tasty star comic porn picture you can do that very thing. Her pants are around her waist and the high heels on her [...]
Sarah Michelle Gellar bent over for celeb sex
Wednesday, September 15th, 2010This is probably how Sarah Michelle Gellar got pregnant. In the celebrity naked hardcore picture she’s on her knees with her hand resting on the couch and there’s a large overweight knob pumping into her slit doggy style. The sweet celeb wench is smiling at him and she has one hand gripping her thigh and [...]
Salma Hayek loves cock inside her body
Thursday, September 2nd, 2010Come and see Salma Hayek naked and you won’t regret it. The celeb comic picture has her looking freshly fucked as she poses naked. Her eyes are beautiful, her celebrity meatballs are large and her desire is obviously through the roof. She’s having star sex and she looks outstanding. The cock is rock hard and it’s [...]
Rihanna nude and taking a large white rod
Monday, August 23rd, 2010The lovely and talented Rihanna Fenty (did you know that was her last name) is sitting on a big white cock in this interracial hardcore celebrity counterfeit picture. Her zeppelins are quite large and perky and this hottie has a lovely little strip of hair above the entrance to her celeb twat. The celeb sex is [...]
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